So Chelsea Handler, that irritating blonde comedian from the States, has clawed herself a little bit more limelight in the wake of Jordan's post jungle furore claiming the reality star is "incredibly stupid".
Well she would know. She spent a whole six minutes interviewing her for her mediocre chat show Chelsea Lately prior to Jordan's jungle adventures.
And by interview, what actually happened was Katie tried to answer Chelsea's useless questions whilst Chelsea sat there making rude asides that had about as much wit as a brick. Asked about Katie she said "She was incredibly stupid so that was very entertaining for me. I try to treat the people who deserve respect with respect. The ones that don't really don't know any difference anyway."
That's fighting talk where Jordan's involved. Lets jus hope the scarily feisty star hasn't picked up any tips from ex-love Alex Reid. Chelsea and Jordan in a cage fight; now that I would love to see.
The problem with Chelsea Handler is that she's got away far too long with this sharp as a knife funny girl image, so people seem to assume that what she says holds some element of wisdom.
So just to set the record straight and even level the playing field a little, Chelsea Handler was your classic LA actress wannabe, waiting tables and hoping to make the big time.
When she realised she wasn't quite as pretty as the other girls she went down the funny route and fair play to her she rocks at it. She really is funny. When shes using her powers for good and not being a downright bitch.
Once she'd hit the 'big time' she, like Katie, wrote a book. But whereas Katie is renowned for her "tell it straight" autobiographies and children's collection, Chelsea's book My Horizontal Life, a collection of one night stands is as well known as it is classy.
And for the piece du resistance ,for the woman who mocked Katie Price as being a two bit reality star with nothing much upstairs, Chelsea Handler has just gone on cover of Playboy.
Yep Playboy. Jordan's stomping ground. Now if ever there was a two fingers up to someone, comparing Katie Prices Playboy cover to Chelsea's has to be it. And just in case anyone still believes that Chelsea Handler in anyway has the upper hand in her self created war, it's worth noting that Katie Price is estimated to be worth about £30million.
Chelsea might want to remember that the next time she starts calling names and save it, because as she so eloquently put it herself, we “don't give a s**t!*
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