It’s been pointed out in the last few weeks by some discerning observers (ie: all of us!) that a certain Mr Cowell has been a little over-tactile towards the stunner sat to his right every Saturday night.
Sorry Dannii, not you! I am, of course, talking about the lovely Cheryl Cole.
Arms draped seductively over the back of her chair, loving sideways glances, whispering sweet nothings into her perfect ear (ok, I made the last bit up). However, can we deny that he definitely has a soft spot for the cute Geordie?
Simon Cowell’s in luuuuurrrve!!
After three everyone… “Simon and Cheryl up a tree….” Ok, immature and not strictly accurate but I think the X Factor show could do with a solid injection of love angst.
I, for one, would fully back it. Cheryl needs an upgrade from that horrid love-rat footballer – I had my money on Peter Andre but hey, if he’s not brave enough to make a move, then she could do worse (look at poor Jordan with the cross-dressing boxer!).
So whilst all of us are focusing on which torrid twists and turns will happen this week, and which of the actual singers will lose to Jedward…. or worse whether we’ll (GASP) lose Jedward (noooooo - it’ll be a crime if they leave before Lloyd), we should keep an eye on the side show… oh yes, Mr Scowl and what moves he’ll pull on his fellow judge this week… nudge nudge!
Sara Firth is a finalist in stv.tv's Write Factor competition. The views expressed are not necessarily those of STV plc. If you would like to read more from this writer, use our comment system below.
